May 2008
Drunken Tumblr Lovefest
kenyatta: Sitting here at Burp Castle with Ronen, Quirk, & Rachel professing our love… … for Tumblr. -kc. As I recall, this was shortly after I tried to explain my theory of the concentric circles of the soul, and failed miserably. Sometimes when my brain needs to communicate important information, my mouth is too drunk to convey it.
another Bruce McCullough thing
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When I was in elementary school this rumor spread about a Smurf gang. I was completely confused but scared out of my mind about getting caught and stabbed by Smurfs. I avoided shortcuts along the bayou when walking to school. I had worked out that this gang was not actual Smurfs but maybe giant human-sized Smurfs or regular people painted blue. — Valdez
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Whistler’s Delight
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Here it is again. Embedding was disabled. Estus Pirkle, The Believers Heaven - This is THE weirdest video I’ve seen in a while. New York City ain’t got shit on New Jerusalem. Stick around for the little person frightening the congregation at the end.
H3
When I asked the B of H how people could drive around H3’s, or Hummers in general, he replied, “They think they’re cool, that’s the only explanation.”
“How can something so little bite?”
– The Breaker of Hammers on Gnats
dalasverdugo: I’m actually very surprised by how bad the new Indiana Jones was. It was a whole new level of Fail, which is an accomplishment in itself. Yeah it had some major moments of crindging that I haven’t felt since Peter Jackson’s King Kong remake but I was happy to see the 5-year old next to me curled up in a ball hiding his eyes as bad guys were being devoured by ants....
Obey Your Hamster
How to make Master of Puppets, one of the best metal songs ever written, much better. It comes in around the 1:20 mark. Put these lyrics in place of theirs for a fun time. Obey Your Hamster! Hamster! Hamster of Puppets is pulling your strings.
Robocorn
A man is sent to prison for some reason, maybe he murdered someone or drank too much water, and when he arrives he finds that he has to pick a side, either the Robocorns or the Unibots. These two factions all have identical tattoos of a half-robot half-unicorn, because the only tattoo artist in the prison is self-taught and that is all he knows how to draw. So the man is really psyched because...
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I read all 10 pages of this, and now I’m wondering why?…
