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At least we have a new Idol

  • D: atleast we have a new Idol
  • Q: oh yeah?
  • is it Oprah?
  • D: oprah sang "too drunk to fuck" to 4 hundred million households last night and was crowned idol
  • Q: then she pulled a string of colored handkerchiefs out of her anus and tied them around simon's head
  • D: which made the front page of the times and was live-blogged by david carr
  • one can see, if one looks closely that the aforementioned anus is a socially-networked MMPG, you know, for the kids
  • Q: and now handerchiefs are the best-selling item on Amazon.com
  • D: and they're on oprah's "favorite things" list
  • Q: ahh
  • in a perfect world
  • D: is this not a perfect world?
  • Q: it may very well be the perfectest yet
  • D: i can tell because i can see the kitties and bunnies about
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