gary:

Just got a TATTOO
via ugliesttattoos.com

This is a perfect storm. Let’s try to understand it…

• This unicorn is very obviously on meth (as well as the recipient of this, most likely).
• He spends way too much time “hustlin” instead of grazin’, as told by the emaciated face.
• He is either sweating (from the hustlin’), or he killed two other ‘corns in the clink.
• Meth can also explain his decision to dye the mane flourescent pink, which will easily hide any blood or smoke stains better than the previously pristine white.
• That diamond he keeps so close to himself? An heirloom decorative meth crystal from his boss dealer
• He appears to be guarding a stack of gold coins, which are in reality No-Doz
• He has lightning shooting out of (or into) his head. I haven’t seen meth do this, but imagine it is possible.