QUOTE
“And so as teams begin preparing themselves for another offseason, Commissioner, Roger Goodell needs to step in with the following offer: One extra draft pick for the first team who signs a real-deal, Satanist quarterback for the 2012-13 season. The future of the NFL depends on it. If it sounds impossible, don’t worry. It’s not.“
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How Would The Country React If The Best Quarterback In The League Was A Satanist?
Another good one from this essay:
“ if it’s true that God really did wrap his arms around Denver, then his nuts landed on Washington’s face”
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