I’d like to create a language meter that could be placed in subway cars to show people how retarded they sound.
It would need a mic that runs to a speech-to-text analyzer, then a program would pick out keywords from the transcription. If there are more than 3 N-words per minute, a red light comes on and says “You sound retarded. Please stop talking.”

I’d like to create a language meter that could be placed in subway cars to show people how retarded they sound.

It would need a mic that runs to a speech-to-text analyzer, then a program would pick out keywords from the transcription. If there are more than 3 N-words per minute, a red light comes on and says “You sound retarded. Please stop talking.”

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