I know it’s selfish…

duplo:

but sometimes I wish people would stop moving to Portland. If you’re thinking about moving here, i recommend you don’t. We have enough out-of-towners already, thanks, and I’d like to be able to afford a decent place to live in the city I grew up in.

Grand Rapids, Michigan wants you! Actually our city slogan should be “Grand Rapids, Michigan: Better than you think!”

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  1. melanieflood reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    current mood today…made me laugh.
  2. portlandsammyo reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    ever go back? is that allowed?
  3. littleoso reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    same problem in London,
  4. misterpeace reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    Most cities worth their salt are strengthened, both economically and culturally, by an infusion of new blood. The...
  5. 8two reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    agree. It seems that a surprising amount of...there right now. Most recently my friend’s...
  6. itsnotovertonight reblogged this from terriblymessy
  7. tkpham reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    hahaha….how fitting that
  8. alilbit reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    same about MY hometown: San Diego, California… but it’s cool. I’ll just move somewhere cooler. But I’m 80% sure I’m...
  9. fletter reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
    seriously, stay home, we have enough.
  10. robot-heart reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    love of my life. Don’t worry, though....plan on moving back to Texas as soon as I get the...
  11. cnass reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    i totally agree....live in portland - because everyone i know has moved up there. stop it...
  12. whatson reblogged this from terriblymessy
  13. sarhy reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    find this very amusing for undisclosed reasons.
  14. bakeurfaceoff reblogged this from ianlee and added:
    Makes me wish I would have moved there back when I wanted to but at that time it was too far for me to move. For the...
  15. ianlee reblogged this from malty and added:
    Shit that’s happening here already? I guess that’s happening everywhere that’s good. That’s a small part of the reason...
  16. ubercalifragilisticxpialidocious reblogged this from wreckandsalvage and added:
    (I feel you…NYC has a few to many people too. My new slogan around here will be “Pittsburg, PA: There really are worse...
  17. malty reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    me too. I’m tired of...hipster-trust fund transplants.
  18. joshleo reblogged this from wreckandsalvage and added:
    Or better yet: “Grand Rapids, Michigan: We are far away from Detroit”
  19. whitneymcn reblogged this from wreckandsalvage and added:
    Zoikes. I lived in Portland for eight years and loved it, and if I lived there I’m sure I would be bitter that one can...
  20. wreckandsalvage reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    Grand Rapids, Michigan wants you! Actually our...slogan should be “Grand Rapids, Michigan:...
  21. emilyqualey reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    Ditto dude. Midcoast Maine is at capacity too.
  22. sharingtime reblogged this from terriblymessy and added:
    same way about where...live: the Motel 6. Fucking tourists need to get out of my house.
  23. terriblymessy posted this
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